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Got dis from a few random ppl, internet, blah blah blah.. so i put it all together to share...

Situation 1:

Guy A: Where is Guy B?? It's been so long I've been waiting for him...

(After a while)

Guy A: Oh, he wrote me a msg...

Guy B (note): I'll be back in 5 minutes... P.S If i'm not back by then, please read this message again.

Situation 2:

Guy A: What do you know about the human brain?? I'm studying for a biology test tomorrow..

Guy B: There's nothing left in your right brain and there's nothing right in your left brain.

Situation 3:

Guy A: Why did you slap me??

Guy B. I didn't slap you. I hi-fived you in the face.

Situation 4:

Guy A: Why are those two best friends dancing around like idiots??

Guy B: Good friends don't let you do stupid things.. ALONE.

Situation 5:

Guy A: I'm fat!! OMG!! I have grown so fat since the past few years, even the doctor said i was a beast!!

Guy B: He said you were "obese".

Situation 6:

Guy A: And apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Guy B: But if the doctor is hot, screw the apple.

Situation 7:

Guy A: Sigh.. I got second place in the tournament.

Guy B: Don't feel bad, SOME ppl have no talent.

Situation 8:

Guy A:I'm seeing spots all over the car windscreen. Could it be that I have a detached retina?? I should probably see a doctor.

Guy B: Or you could just turn the windscreen wipers on.

And to top it all up...