Management lessons

Lol!! Got dis both from the internet... hope it made you laugh!! Haha...

Lesson 1:

A little bird was flying south of the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird laid there in the pile of dung, it began to realize how warm it really was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy. and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons 1.1:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your friggin' mouth shut.

Lesson 2:

A man wanted to marry this freakingly beautiful girl... and he would do anything to be able to get her. One day, he asked the girl's father for her hand of marriage. The father, thinking the guy was too low class for the girl, decided to put him through a test. If he passed it, he could have the girl. If he failed, then too bad... So he plotted with his wife, and together they formed a plan. They got a prostitute to seduce the guy. The prostitue tried to talk him into doing "it" with her by trying to say things like, "Come on, there's only the two of us... who will know?" The girl's parents, who were hiding in a bush, saw the guy rushing out of the house, going to his car. That sight made the parents satisfied, and they agreed to let the guy marry the girl because he was loyal.

Management lessons 1.2
1) Always keep your condoms in your car.

Haha.. anyways gotta get going.. bye...
-aaron-